There is something I never want to forget about today. Jake walked Gracie into the school office at 9 a.m., late for school (it had been a long night). There were five or six office ladies standing to greet incoming students and one was poised and ready to give her a tardy stamp. Jake stammered about how they were running late and how it was no big deal. He said this a few times as he and Grace shuffled toward the desk.
She saw the ladies all gathered around, pointed at Jake and said, "Nuh uh, HE SLEPT IN!" Uproarious laughter ensued.